BEWARE! DANGER! CAUTION!

[DoomCarrot]

THERE IS A ROGUE STRATEGIST ON THE LOSE, AND WE NEED YOUR HELP

Who is this rogue? Our authorities currently do not know. He has invaded shores of innocent hunters with destroyers, begun construction of a great fortress, in the shadow of which great cities lay, a shadow which spreads imminent doom and destruction across the land, a shadow which will soon cover all of AoS until the threat is destroyed! His invaders tuck tail and run at the first sign of resistance, and he chooses to loom in the shadows, cowardly spreading distrust and resentment throughout the land, waging wars through words, destroying his enemies through popular hatred!

Wait, what is that I here?.... Excuse me.... I see..... Thank you, supreme advisor.

My friends, I have learned a truth that will delve us deeper into this hard subject... The rogue conqueror's name is... HARDEEP

If you encounter his dark, cowardly forces in any corner of existence, by all means drive him out of your lands before it is too late! Unite against the one who would have us tear each other apart!

My name is DoomCarrot, and I approve this message.

[Hardeep]

As a crowd forms around Doomcarrots carriage, the crowd begins to get the feeling of being in the presence of a great evil...*suddenly a baby cries, its carrot Doomified*
LITTLE URCHIN: HEY! THAT MAN JUST DOOMED THAT CARROT! HELP!
PEASANT: OY! THE MERCHANTMEN TOLD ME OF THIS ONE! ITS THAT DOOMCARROT FELLOW! GIT 'EM!
HOLY MAN: THE POPE HAS WARNED US OF THIS HEATHEN! FOR GOD! DOOM THE DOOMBRINGER
(Crowd encircling the carriage, throwing squash, eggplant, barley, and the rest of the harvest at him, seeking not to harm, but to take into custody. DOOMcarrots guards do their best to supress the commonfolk, then a horn is sounded from the carriage, moments later, another cruder war horn is blown in the distance....)
SENTRY: TO ARMS! TO ARMS! THE MEN OF DUNLAND ARE COMING! TO ARMS!
(DUNLANDERS STORM INTO THE VILLAGE, SLAUGHTERING ALL IN THEIR PATH, DOOMCARROTS CARRIAGE MAKES A QUICK ESCAPE)
DUNLANDER: TAKE BACK OUR LAND!
(Villagers take shelter in the sanctity of the church)
(A troop of peacebringers see the smoke rising and ride with all haste to the village. Meanwhile, the church is set ablaze. The peacebringers come just in time to see the savages dissappear into the distance where a certain evil carriage has joined the Dunlanders. The peacebringers grimly search for survivors, but in vain)

[DoomCarrot]

[RiverRaider 1097]

I bet you guys feel better, and possibly even smoking a cigarette after that ..lol..or something..lol..)

[COOLguy]

All lawbreakers and rogues will be met... with stern sanctions.

Globalism ftw.

Keep calm and nuke on.

[COOLguy]

Dude, totally change your avatar to that.

[SirDoucheBag]

I'm not sure what just happened but it sounds like a campaign in the making.

[DoomCarrot]

I'm not sure what just happened but it sounds like a campaign in the making.

Its a response to an attack he made on my poor orange self a few days ago

[Hardeep]

Its a response to an attack he made on my poor orange self a few days ago

A few days? Pfff, more like a year. The accusation stands!
viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2258

[DoomCarrot]

Its a response to an attack he made on my poor orange self a few days ago

A few days? Pfff, more like a year. The accusation stands!
viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2258

Haha, December 26, I get it... Good one